Sunday, July 31, 2011

Pastry ass Backlava , Phyllo sheet wrapped ass Croissant ass Bitches!!

... So im gonna jump right in here.. you can catch up as we go.. but.. i GUESS im a rarity...

Who knew?!?!

Im one of those people who counts checks before theyre cashed. Im one of those people who actually gives a shit about peoples time and efforts and good graces.

Weird huh?

Im one of those girls who shows up 10 minutes early and READY to work.. not 5 minutes late and looking for a place to GET ready, im one of those people who calls you when i get caught by one too many redlights , just to let you know im gonna be pulling in a few seconds late.

BUT.. it gets better.. my schedule is IN FUCKING SANE.. and occasionally shit happens.. but this is easily solved by a basic hierarchical system.. IF I MADE PLANS WITH YOU ON WEDNESDAY THEN YOU.. my friend.. ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE PLANS I MAKE ON FRIDAY..

I thought this shit was pretty simple.. If you and me make plans to go to the beach.. and the night before .. i confirm with you.. then morning of.. you tell me youre getting ready after I call.. .
Then after waiting 2 hours .. i call again.. .to find out you made totally different plans.. and didnt have the fucking respect not to tell anyone.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.. not me.

I might have told someone i dont wanna go drink dom and eat caviar on a yacht off the coast of paradise key.. because I PROMISED A BEACH DAY WITH YOU!!!.. Why the fuck dont i deserve to pick option :B: the OBVIOUS BETTER OPTION.. just because YOU cant call someone and cancel appropriately..


And work.. wow.. work.. you would think that professionalism would at least exist there.. but NO

And yes .. this is about YOU..but YOU dont call YOU out and neither will i..

I had a shoot booked.. a week ago.. then the date or time was moved.. over.. and over.. and over.. and over.. till tonight.. im supposed to shoot with someone at 6:45pm

I WAS going to do a much larger and higher paying shoot at 10am. be done by noon and go to warped tour after.. but .. because of this shoot.. i moved the larger one to 4-6 cancelled on warped tour and prepared to work with you..

Then.. after MY day has been altered to shit.. and YOU have changed cast call over and over again.. and I passed up passes to stand on stage at Drummer vs Dj at warped tour with the drummer of red jumpsuit ( my buddy john) i get a call at damn near FOUR OCLOCK lettting me know.. that your shit is cancelled. .but "Dont worry about it.. we all have to make adjustments"

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Seriously.. what the fuck happened to respect? WTF happened to YOUR WORD IS YOUR BOND?

Fuck all that..

What happened to common decency?


Is it really dead? Do we really live in an age where.. "Ill see you monday at 10" Means.. "make plans for me.. but reality.. fuck you ill get there when i please"?!?


This isnt the most eloquent thing ive written in my live im sure.. but spell correct keeps screaming at me because im shaking im so pissed..

Im walking out the door to go to work now.. I WILL be on time.. more than likely early.. and ready to work.

Fuck anyone who doesnt get that.


Britt

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Why are you so racist?

Seriously.. why?

Im not talking about socio-racism , finding humor in stereotypes, telling the occasional off color joke , or thinking when you see a box chevy on 32s painted to look like a kelloggs cereal box it MUST be full of more drugs than the Amy Winehouse autopsy paperwork, im talking about genuine racism.

Here are some examples.. and dont you fucking DARE blame religion, with over 20 major religions .. there are over 30,000 different breeds of Christianity alone.. and according to humanist structure.. we all deserve to find God on our own path, which would mean there is over 6 BILLION interpretations of religion on this planet. So.. until we respect Voodoo and Satonism as a faith and respect THEIR traditions.. lets not pretend like we are being religiously compassionate.


So that being said.. How come the muslim immigrant at Walmart gets to wear a hat at work? A workplace that says NO HEADWEAR ON THE CLOCK...

But Joe.. the soldier who took a bullet in the side of his skull while defending our country.. the man who retired into a shitty economy got the only job he could get.. and works next to her at walmart.. the only difference..

Is he CANT wear a hat to cover his scar... because HE has to follow the rules.
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Has anyone seen this shit on tv.. call.. 1-866-XXX-XXXX to contact black singles in your area?

Im not gonna mention B.E.T. but.. yea.. that shits racist as fuck.

Affirmative action.. was a good idea.. but executed poorly as fuck.. should i REALLY have to hire an UNDER-QUALIFIED minority.. and turn down applications jut because im not meeting my AA quota?! So this isnt racist.. because.. only the white man gets turned down for the job?
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 Martin Lawrence says in Wild Hogs "Stupid ass cracker " and "You cracker asses" ....

Im talking about the fact a black actor/actress can say the word cracker till he is blue in the face on any pg 13 movie he/she wants to and not affect the rating scale one iota..

And music? Dont even START on music.. where every piece of black talent can scream anything they want from cracker , spick , nigger, honky, and its NOTHING.. worst case that one word gets edited before the local radio station blasts it to our kids ears.. but let it be flipped.. let a comedian cuss out a black heckler and say nigger.. and suddenly its on CNN and he has to do community service and public apologies and will NEVER work again.


This shit is a joke..

You white girls dating black guys who listen to him say nigga to his friends like it was just another word, but wouldnt be caught dead saying it around him.. i dont car WHO youre fucking.. YOURE A RACIST

Publicists who produce McDonalds commercials with a family full of kids at a table and wont pull the trigger on production until you have a spanish kid a black kid and an asian at the table.. IF ITS WHITE PARENTS.. but would have NO problem shooting it with all black kids..  YOURE A RACIST

If you hire the black guy.. because he is black.. YOURE A RACIST i dont give a fuck what affirmative action says.

If you tell racist jokes, or make fun of stereotypes.. im not gonna judge you.. but if you ONLY DO IT AROUND YOUR WHITE FRIENDS.. and then walk off and pretend like you and the black dude you work with are cool.. YOURE A RACIST


Im just ranting here and you all might not love it... but... in the end.. i just wanna see people quit pretending like they want equality.. and then keep making tongue in cheek rules laws and actions that support the same racist ass shit they claim to want to abolish.